Let’s say you and your sweetie are on a romantic getaway and it’s just been so hard to keep your hands off of each other: while at dinner, while at the spa, while at the bar. But then suddenly you’re alone in the elevator. Tempting? It’s only the two of you, the cameras, and four walls. Sounds like the perfect opportunity for sex. There’s even a large red button that you can push to momentarily stop the elevator. Fairly perfect situation for a bit of foreplay and the fact that the movement of the elevator can come to ahalt allows for time to carry through to the climax. Just be sure your legs are strong enough.
So you’ve had a few drinks and so has your newest companion for the evening. The walk home seems long and you don’t really wish to tackle the obstacle of your place or theirs. So why not get your sex on where you are? Sure there are plenty of people around. But take into consideration that most are likely just as drunk as you are. There are always long lines to the bathrooms, but they are also always rather filthy, so avoid the toilet stall. The dance floor is off limits for obvious reasons. But there are always smoking patios, hidden nooks, and back alleys. Wild sex is great in back alleys. Re-live your favorite Motely Crue music video moment and go at it against that dirty wall in the back alley of the bar. You’ll both have to ignore the dumpsters; no one said the ambience was going to be perfection. But you’re faces are going to be so smashed against one another that you’ll barely be able to breathe, let alone smell. We’re not going for accuracy here, just accessibility. It’s sloppy. It’s hot. And there’s risk involved. No time for questions.
We all have a fright for authority figures, even if we do not readily admit such things. Your boss, your teacher, your parents, or even that angry librarian. So why not abuse that power and have a hot and steamy sexual session on your boss’ desk while he is out hobnobbing. And yes leave that open condom wrapper in his trashcan, so he can see that at least someone is utilizing his corner office. Or maybe you would like to break the confines of childhood restriction and head for your parent’s bedroom while they are out shopping for tonight’s dinner: ruffle the sheets and her hair, leave a little to question. Rather take the scholarly approach? Head to the library or the stacks of your local used bookstore, the dust and musty smell will cover up any naughty activity the other patrons expect and will heighten the level of spontaneity while having your head banged against the classic pieces of literature. If a couple fall off the shelf, don’t bother picking them up. Maybe next time the rather quirky, but cute librarian will want to join in for more than clean-up.
Stuck in bumper to bumper traffic or cruising quickly on the freeway back from a dinner with friends, you and your sweetie have just started and are on your honeymoon of sex: the opportunities just keep presenting themselves. You’re a little hot and bothered from those glasses of wine you had, and your sweetie has been grabbing at you, the same way you grab at the stick shift. Rather unfair when there’s nothing you can do about as your eyes are on the road. Or is there? While the possibility of driving and receiving always seems like a good idea, it might be a better idea to pull that car over, push the seat back, and pay no heed to the usual and logical rules of the road. Passing traffic might notice the rocking of your wheels, but by the time things have progressed your windows are far too foggy to see all the details. Enjoy a quickie, a blowjob or some awesome sex. Maybe. Or maybe you have wiped them down to give into your voyeuristic tendencies. Automobiles are well and good. But what about flying in the skies and defying gravity while tossing out the rule book. Joining the mile high club is a rush and you are always facing the risk of being barred from a particular airline. You can be a bit of a coward and use the free blanket and have some under the blanket action. But the attendant with the hawk-like eyes will wipe any feelings of passions right out of your pants and off your face. Being discreet is of upmost priority when you decide to slide in the bathroom stall: head for coach. It says no smoking but it doesn’t say anything about fogging up the mirror in the close confines. Just be sure your hands or feet don’t happen to lay upon the toilet handle or worse, and more noticeably, the toilet itself. You’ll be in a rush but you’ll have great hot sex.
Right and wrong have always been lines that are blurred when speaking of sex. Whenever you feel it go for it. Have sex everywhere have sex in the most exotic locales. If you can find a place that will house your passions for whatever amount of time is necessary, indulge. It’s human nature.
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